It turns out I have unwittingly gained a corporate sponsor! Say hello to the Blog Face of the International Slivovtiz Tasters Association!
- All hail Slivovitz Blogger
The Classy Dame!
I’m sort of kidding.
Through the magic of the internet, I have discovered that my humble little musings have been linked on the Slivovitz Tasting Festival page. Because, obviously.
I had no idea what Slivovitz was or that there was an international plum brandy festival or that it has crowned what looks like an underage drinker to be its Festival Queen, but there you have it folks. Please enjoy the tale of Slivovitz Royalty and Lineage at the above link. It involves ax battles!
I’m not kidding.
So for those of you who are here because of Slivovitz, a toast to you! Hopefully you will be as happy reading my posts as you are swilling brandy. I am honored to be a part of the royal enterauge and I do enjoy a nice brandy from time to time.
Speaking of, if Queen Lisa is reading this, I will humbly accept Slivovitz samples and review them positively, regardless of personal feelings, on this site.
I leave you, dear readers, with the first rule of becoming a Slivovitz Queen:
“The Queen shall be a maiden pure, able to handle an ax, and of good character. She is selected by the previous Queens. (This allows them to graciously accept gifts while considering their decision.) In the likely event that we can’t find an ax swinging maiden pure, then whatever.”
Jeeves, I will commence ax-swinging practice after tennis.